Me: "What fire...? Oh yea. Shit."
5 minutes later :
The Pasadena Star News says the cause of the 15 acre fire is still under investigation, but i have my own theories...
Theory 1 - I was riding the Sunset Trail so incredibly fast (and fashionably) that a streak of fire from my tires ignited a nearby bush.
Theory 2 - A wingalinged dragon was 'burninating the countryside'.
Theory 3 - Some asshole smoking a cigarette decided to use mother nature as an ashtray.
Well, who knows what the real cause was...
but all i hear are the words of straight-edge band Casey Jones ringing in my head:
"If you're smoking in here, you better be on fire"
2 comments:
that's what you get for living in cali-forn-i-a
I get what you are insinuating, but how could you possibly KNOW it was Trogdor?
It's easy to point fingers. Let's not be hasty.
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